Do not believe your lying eyes, my faithful brother. You do not see this good preacher in blazing offense with your wife. God has charged us to represent Adam and Eve, not ashamed of their nakedness, in the Garden of Eden before the Fall. Go and return with an apple from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil to close our ceremony. There is no need to hurry, and don’t let the door strike your ass when you leave. Tithe. Say hallelujah! Can I get a witness? Praise Jesus! Can I get an amen?