Members of the congregation, I am the Very Right Reverend and Doctor of Divinity Peter the Second. Come and let us walk the path of righteousness together. I shall be the good shepherd tending to ye my flock, especially the precious ewe lambs with the laying on of hands for my pastoral duties to perform. Seek my counsel in all things and tithe by any blessed means necessary. Say hallelujah! Can I get a witness? Praise Jesus! Can I get an amen?